There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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