Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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