I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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