the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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