Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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