im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Be still, my beating vagina.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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