fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
