I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
