This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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