I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
