when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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