I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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