she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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