in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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