She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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