I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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