So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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