physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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