Pappa wants mamma naked
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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