I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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