How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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