it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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