I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Sorry about my life...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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