yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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