Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Boobs speak an international language.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
