I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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