whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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