When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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