I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Did we literally take a cab across the street
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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