I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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