i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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