so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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