You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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