nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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