I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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