My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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