I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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