if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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