Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Two words: blizzard sex
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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