You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
are you so shy because you have an std?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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