He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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