i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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