It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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