it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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