One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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