I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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