I could have mohawked her pubes.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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