My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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