two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
then he tried to convert me to islam
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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