Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low

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(214): View more from Texas

No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"

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(440): View more from Ohio

Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue

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(614): View more from Ohio

Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?

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(207): View more from Maine

I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!

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(519): View more from Ontario

You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"

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