Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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