you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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