What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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