He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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