Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
